I won't bore anyone with ego or rambling bullshit, so I'll keep it simple and sweet. I enjoy a circle of close friends whom have no complaints about my companionship and looks. I don't mistake my confidence for conceit, as I have plenty of knowledge to know the difference between the two. Respect me and I'll respect you -- you dirty bitches.
Why shout it from the rooftops when you can shout it directly in their face...
Well, at least he was wearing a seat belt...
There is no aphrodisiac quite like denim...
Somebody didn't earn his cow...
The real shocker was what mom and dad did when they arrived at the honeymoon trailer...
The Smith family went home that night perplexed as to why the elephant decided to hug its sister in the middle of a safari ride... how adorable are they?
He considered the earrings, but he thought it would look too matchy-matchy...
Clearly displaying a complete lack of focus, it's no wonder mom and dad haven't noticed that they've given birth to two Latinas...
Imagine growing up and never even knowing what a crumb looks like...