AWKWARD FAMILY PHOTOS...

I'll give you a clue... that's not a marriage license they're holding...

There's a man in the tree... seriously...

She'll swallow your soul...

His sisters aren't so convinced...

There's plenty of room on the couch... WTF?

I have doubts...

I would've touched her VAGINA...

Beyond a reasonable point of casualness...

FATHER'S DAY ACTING CLASS SKIT...

Josh Pesin, a good friend of mine who I've written about in previous posts is a budding actor who scored an acting role in this humorous Father's Day skit that is gaining notoriety on YouTube. Josh plays Darren, a father who is sharpening up his reaction skills when given a pair of socks as his Father's Day gift. Sarcasm at its best. Congratulations Josh... and happy Dad's Day... for you deserve so much more than a pair of socks.

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND...

A nomination of words that should be considered and placed into our current Webster's Collegiate Dictionary:

(for Josh)

• Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

• Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

• Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

• Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

• Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

• Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

• Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

• Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

• Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

• Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

• Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit)

• Karmageddon: It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it's a serious bummer.

• Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

• Glibido: All talk and no action.

• Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

• Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

• Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

• Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

I'M ENAMORED WITH IT ALL... (NEW MOON)

LOST IN TRANSLATION...

The Society of Manners said it's rude to point Mr. Can...

There's a 13 drink minimum...

When you're stinky from the Leukorrhoea...

Reading this... I suddenly have many GUESTIONS...

She was TASTEY...

Quick... grab a towel...

I'm personally booking the HORROR special...

The last time I ordered the chicken, it was also unruly...

I'd rather have some Devil with my chocolate...