TWILIGHT OBSSESSED...

My appetence for Twilight brings out the romance and enchantment in me in ways I've never known. I sometimes surprise myself with what's hidden deep within...

I hope I am fortunate enough to experience such a concupiscent, captivating love for someone. Only time will tell... for I am ready.

Love is pure and beautiful... such like music. Playing with your soul like the keys on a piano... I hear the music. I am just patiently awaiting the pianist of my heart...

"Before you my life was a moonless night. Very dark but there were still stars, points of light and reason, and then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire, there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore, and there was no more reason for anything..."
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PEACHES: SERPENTINE (I LuRve ThIs SoNg)

MY TOP TEN FEARS IN LIFE...

1. I have a horrible fear of getting my fingers either forcefully slammed or pinched by a door, window or any apparatus that might do major digit damage.

2. I cringe at the thought of being struck by a vehicle. I was once hit by a car 23 years ago while I was working as a delivery boy for a pizzeria. Although the car was only going about 25 miles per hour, I felt like I was struck by a train.

3. Because of my recent cringe-worthy incident with the varmint that is the COCKROACH, I have now acquired a mild TICK whenever anybody speaks of a roach.

4. I have a terrible fear of getting kicked in the nuts. I was "accidentally" kicked in my bits and pieces years ago and until this day, my voice has been at a steady SOPRANO.

5. Nuclear war has always been another fear of mine because the simple thought of radiation and its cute, blistering effects drives me into paranoid madness. I don't want to die. I am too exquisitely handsome to blister and burn.

6. I have a deeply-driven fear of children. I don't mean being around them, for I have a career working among them. I'm referring to being a parent to one of THEM. Makes me want to shiver.

7. I have a deep, incurable fear of unkempt feet. If I find myself attracted to a particular person but they have a pair of aberrant, atrocious hooves, all of the upper eye candy that previously caught my attention seems to vanish right before my tortured eyes.

8. I have a fear of developing a lethal blockage... in my PENIS.

9. I have a fear of going completely and utterly BALD.

10. And last but definitely not least... I FEAR CHINESE FOLK.
(I kid of course... or not)